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Joke of the Day

"""What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?"" -inventor of Lucky Charms"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick into your mom's ass."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't drink coffee."

"r u a sheep becus ur baaaaad"

"Where do Russians get their milk from? From moscow"

"What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen? Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen."

"too Hairy I went to town to see MS. Lucy, I'll give her two cents to see her pussy. The hair was so black I couldn't see her crack, so I asked for my two cents back"

"I feel a burst of superiority when I trick a fly into flying out of my car window."

"What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology? Relative dating"

"My 42 yr old friend is dating a 24 yo guy, she caught him cheating so she took away his play station for a week"