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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and doesn't fit? An epileptic at the bottom of a pool."
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"I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down."
"Lebron James quits basketball to become an actor And he's taking his talents to Hollywood"
"God: u can ask me 1 question me: ok if the singular of geese is goose is the singular of sheep a shoop God: [later] devil: welcome to hell"
"*Shrek pre-production meeting* Producer: Do we have a name for the dragon yet Guy who named the donkey ""Donkey"": I was thinking Dragon sir"
"Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling!"
"Jokes about women aren't funny... Period."
"Donald Trump was born when someone put a pinkie ring in a bag of Cheetos and left it in a lightning storm."
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"Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack? we have the Iron Giant"