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Joke of the Day

"Play on Words I really want to come up with a play on words but I don't know how it will do in front of an audience."

"What did the son corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"

"Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out."

"""Mom can you pick me up a new comforter at the store?"" ""Okay"" *Mom returns with Morgan Freeman* ""I love you mom"""

"ME: all the King's horses and men couldn't put u back together HUMPTY DUMPTY: what now M: [opening package of bacon] I'll think of something"

"""Dad, did you ever fall in love with a teacher?"" ""Yes son , with the kindergarden teacher."" ""Then what happened?"" ""Well, your mom caught us and we had to send you to a new school."""

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? We do taste like chicken."

"Jesus and floppy discs are very similar They both died to become the image of saving"

"Did you hear about the Indian guy who opened up a grocery store? He called I New Deli."

"Sixteen sodiums walk into a bar... ...followed by Batman."