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Joke of the Day

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? We do taste like chicken."

"Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup? Because they were tailor made for it."

"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!"

"As an actor, I find some recent commercials offensive. Actors are real people too!"

"Dude the goverment isn't spying on you. You're not interesting *meanwhile in a secret base* ""dont let him say that to you. You're amazing"""

"How many communists died during ww2? not enough"

"""I'm your biggest fan."" -- That humongous talking fan you bought from that magician"

"What did Princess Fiona call her husband when she found him in the middle of a gay orgy? Bishrekual"

"I had a can of beer last night and on the side it said ""Best Drunk Before August, 2012. I've just e-mailed them thanking them for that prestigious award which, of course I graciously accept...."

"The mighty god rode his valiand steed atop the highest mountain.. ... raised his hammer high, and declared ''I am Thor!''. To which his horse replied: ''Because you forgot your thaddle, thilly.''"