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Joke of the Day

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? We do taste like chicken."

"If a threesome is with 3 people... If a threesome is with 3 people and a foursome is with 4 people I can see why they call you handsome."

"I would make a sparrow joke... But they don't fly very well."

"My 5th grade teacher said my life would never be worth anything but my wife paid a homeless man $3 to kill me so suck it Mrs. Jacobsen"

"Chelsea Clinton is so patriotic That she wore George Washington's wooden teeth for her speech last night"

"What's the hardest thing in the morning? Getting your mom to leave!!! Ooooo Thought it'd be a penis joke, didn't ya. Those are to easy"

"it's very distracting hearing your girlfriend being mauled by a tiger as you try to read ""big cat owners monthly""."

"It is completely unreasonable that family members are expecting me to remember things like what the names of their kids are. Preposterous."

"I'd like to tell you a joke about paper... but it's tearable."

"My girlfriend asked if I would spend a month away from her for 5000 dollars. It's tempting, but I don't think I can afford it."