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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend with only one leg. He's been having some issues with stares."
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"A little girl told her mother ""Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up!"" The mother answered ""Well make up your mind, sweetheart""."
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"What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel a poodle and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!"
"To the people who have birthdays this week... your parents sure know how to celebrate Valentine's Day!"
"Let's find some common ground so I can tell you my fucking life story."
"How did the metal get the wrong idea? He was misled."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."
"Everytime someone call me fat,I cut myself... A slice of pizza,who want some?"
"If you guys need me I'll be strutting confidently through a parking lot toward a car that turns out not to be mine."