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Joke of the Day

"To the people who have birthdays this week... your parents sure know how to celebrate Valentine's Day!"

"What do you call a snail in the Navy? A Snailor"

"The decision to not set back my clocks last fall is looking pretty good right now."

"What website do gay guys use for their e-mail? HotMale.com"

"A guy walks into a restaurant with his friend. The server ask what he wants to drink and he say H2O. His friend says he will have H2O to. His friend is no longer alive."

"Did you hear about the white supremacists chemist with a lisp? He was so radium carbon iodine thorium he joined the potassium potassium potassium."

"My handheld social networking device is ringing! What do I do?"

"What do you call a group of black criminals? A ""protest"" apparently."

"If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all."

"Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts? Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers"