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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."
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"What has wheels and is green? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"I'm surprised more death row inmates don't choose a machine gun, a key to the prison, and a helicopter for their last meal."
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? One goes... *WHACK*...""Dang it!"" And the other goes... ""Dang it!""...*WHACK*"
"Guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm... He tells the bartender ""let me have a drink...and one for the road."""
"The Neverending Story should've just been called Laundry."
"Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly."
"Where do turkeys go to have a good time? The Turkey Club"
"Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends"
"Math proves girls are evil"