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Joke of the Day
"Everytime someone call me fat,I cut myself... A slice of pizza,who want some?"
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"I only date right handed women... Righty tighty, lefty loosey"
"She: Why don't we ever have sex anymore? Me: What's this ""we"" shit? I'm having plenty."
"Watching soccer gives me the same feeling as watching a drunk guy try to get his key in the door."
"Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me."
"The Amish are starting to promote the use of condoms.... To help stop the spread of Abes."
"What are the spookiest sounds? Skeletones."
"A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?.. Nike"
"Why did the Elton John wax dummy get down voted? Because it was fake and gay."
"Why doesn't Texas slide into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma Sucks!"