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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel a poodle and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!"
Next Joke
"Looking for rich sugardaddy to support me so I can support my boyfriend so he can tweet more. *thoughtful romantic tweet*"
"What do you call a guy who always phones people? Colin."
"There's this blind old man Going for walk, he walks into a fish market, takes a deep breath and says good morning ladies..."
"Confucius Say Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"
"I Left My Job I used to be a banker but I left because I lost interest."
"[sexy time] Me: Let me be your fantasy. Him: It's a Star Wars thing. Me: Say no more. *leaves* *comes back dressed as Yoda*"
"I wish my girlfriend was like my internet My internet goes down once a week for at least two hours"
"I'm volunteering at the tempura house tonight. It's a shelter for lightly battered women."
"Don't ever let anybody outshine you in life. If that means arriving at someone's funeral in a casket, then so be it."