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Joke of the Day
"Why did man invent curling? To convince women sweeping was a sport."
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"I don't mind being back on my meds... I just think it's sad that at the same time all the dogs in the neighbourhood stopped talking to me."
"What do you call sleep walking nun? Roaming Catholic"
"There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini"
"What do you call a waffle that burps too much? A belchin waffle."
"Why should Mexico accept Syrian refugees? With the level of crime and political violence, they will feel right at home."
"You guys wanna hear a potassium joke? K"
"Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like......Kidnappers asking to ""keep in touch"" after letting you go"
"I couldn't remember the term ""hazmat suit,"" so I called it a ""science burqa."""
"What do you say to a woman with one black eye? Nothing, you've already told her."