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Joke of the Day
"What do you call sleep walking nun? Roaming Catholic"
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"If FiveGuys had been founded by black people It should have been called ThreeGuys."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil on my face."
"Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week."
"What do you call pants that can fly? Peter Pants I just made it up"
"Punishment Not talking to your husband to punish him is like trying to kill a fish by drowning!"
"I imagine the hardest part of becoming a supervillain is getting your doctorate."
"Homosexuals please help me. I think my hamsters are gay. How do I let them know it's okay?"
"When people say ""You can fit a million earths in the sun!!!"" I'm like: Hey. Maybe we shouldnt put any earths in the sun. The sun is hot."
"This guy thinks I'm taking down his number, but I'm really just writing this tweet."