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Joke of the Day
"What do you call sleep walking nun? Roaming Catholic"
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"What do ""Damn Daniel"" and pedophiles have in common? They both have white vans"
"why do women not need to wear watches? there's a clock on the stove"
"How much does the Great Wall of China weigh? Wan-ton Sorry"
"Two birds flying through the air... Flugen zwei Vogel durch die Luft. Sagt eine zum anderen, ""Vorsicht"" da kommt ein Hub-schrau-schrau-schrrau"
"Necrophilia wouldn't be such a big issue... If the victims were a little bit more outspoken."
"Took my girlfriend to a baseball game this last season We made a deal in the beginning. I kiss her on every strike and she kisses me on the balls."
"What do you call a hooker in Alaska? Frostitute"
"wife: What would you do if 9 told you he was gay? me [looking for the remote] Ask him if he's seen the remote"
"Eric Clapton's son was a prolific writer by the age of 4 and a half... He did 49 stories in 7 seconds."