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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a waffle that burps too much? A belchin waffle."
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"What's the difference between golfers and skydivers? Golfers: *smack* Shit! Skydivers: Shit! *smack*"
"What's the pirate movie rated? PG-13!"
"Q. Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant? Because it might be a moose steak."
"Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour of course."
"Is zero dark thirty the combination to the hurt locker?"
"Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police? Because he needed *arrest*!!!"
"Dear Boyz II Men, please change your name to Men II Old Men."
"just when my neighbors think they know me, I sprint across their yard pushing a wheelbarrow full of hair"
"An illegal immigrant and a pedophile got into a fight... It was the real life version of Alien vs Predator"