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Joke of the Day

"Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like......Kidnappers asking to ""keep in touch"" after letting you go"

"Donald Trump on Twitter: ""The Theater has always been a safe place"" Abraham Lincoln: ""Dude"""

"I'm opening a tennis themed bar... I'm calling it ""First Come, First Served"""

"I made a joke at the US-Mexico border jajajajajajahahahaha"

"2000 pounds of crap music = 1 reggaeton."

"This week a team at NASA announced a mission to land a probe on the sun To avoid the extreme heat of the sun, they explained, the probe will land at night."

"Pro tip: most pro tips are given by amateurs."

"Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin."

"It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and they don't accept your friend request."

"If you want to prevent pregnancy use two condoms and... Fill chille powder in between. If outer one breaks she will know if inner one breaks you will know.."