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Joke of the Day

"I started a fertilizer store but but got sued by Apple Inc. They patented selling overpriced shit for fruits."

"What's black and white and red all over? Niggers getting the fuck beat out of them by cops"

"Q: What do you call a white, poofy space alien? A: Martianmallow."

"What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? A pimp"

"A proton walks into a bar ... Tells the bartender, ""You don't serve my kind here"". ""Really ?!"", asks the bartender. ""I'm positive""."

"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing"

"Next time a job interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years, say ""Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?"" then just sit there for 5 years."

"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period"

"My girlfriend is amazing, she is a Chinese food chef So shes very Lo Mein-tenance"

"The efficient part about falling asleep on the toilet at work is that inevitably someone who had beans for lunch will come and wake you."