36539

Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a white, poofy space alien? A: Martianmallow."

"If the Dukes of Hazard were black... the show would be named COPS."

"What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow? Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!"

"Dont't drink and drive, it's very... whisky!"

"People who crave food for thought don't understand how food works."

"A subject and verb walk into a bar... They have a disagreement. They walks out."

"So I just got kicked out of the house... All I did was sleep with my stepdad's wife."

"Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus."

"I asked my North Korean friend... ...how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."

"Have you ever meet someone so Jewish... That they didn't want to pay for their train ticket?"