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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and red all over? Niggers getting the fuck beat out of them by cops"
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"I want to tell you all a UDP joke ... but you might not get it."
"Me: ""I'm looking for a psychic who rates themselves highly."" Ian: ""I'm a medium."" Me: ""I need someone better than that."""
"Moaning and gasping ""Give it to me baby!"" during a prostate exam will leave you looking for a new doctor. Anybody know one?"
"Who knew in 1987 when Steven Tyler wrote ""Dude (Looks Like a Lady)"" that it would become a self-fulfilling prophecy?"
"I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep."
"I lost 50 pounds in two days Im never playing poker again"
"""Yesterday, my wife left me for my best friend"" ""Who is your best friend?"" ""Robert"" ""Since when is Robert your best friend?"" ""Yesterday."""
"Racism is deeply embedded in our culture My mom always told me to separate whites and colored before doing laundry"
"Did you know this about Jared from Subway? He lost 250 pounds eating their sandwiches."