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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and red all over? Niggers getting the fuck beat out of them by cops"
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"Where is the 'L' in christmas? There is noel"
"someone just tweeted ""do crabs think fish are flying"" and i just know this is all i'll think about for the rest of the year"
"I just spent 38 minutes on the phone w my mother. And she couldn't tell I was drinking. I'm worried about her, now."
"Don't let herpes become yourpes."
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!"
"I need a new gimmick. What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards? Would you buy that? Like ""whoa, who's that drifter?!"""
"I told my girlfriend to apply for a job at the pet store 'cause she really knows how to handle a cock 'r two"
"About 4,000 years ago: God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die! Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note* God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!"
"Congratulations on passing your test! You are HIV-positive"