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Joke of the Day

"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period"

"What do you call a blind German? A Not-See"

"Finally saw ""The Price Is Right"" with the new host. Maybe it's the glasses, but Drew Barrymore looks really different."

"What if you get to heaven and God is like ""Nah bra you can't get in. Remember when you saw my picture on Facebook and you kept scrolling?"""

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's a fucking skeleton. He's dead and shit."

"God said, ""If you come forth, you shall win eternal life."" But Frank came fifth and won a toaster."

"I was gonna tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."

"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country"

"I used to work in restaurants before switching to information technology... ... The biggest difference is that the phrase ""my server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."

"I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I'll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab."