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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is amazing, she is a Chinese food chef So shes very Lo Mein-tenance"
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"Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon"
"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? Because no one on earth wants to buy it."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of feminists can change a light bulb, because feminists can't change anything."
"Never trust a woman who takes pictures from the neck up."
"So i was at lunch with a small girl she kept complainin bout how she wanted vanilla ice cream so i said this girl like ice cream cuz she as white as vanilla!"
"Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works."
"""son, did i ever tell you about how I served in Nom?"" ""dad, don't you mean Nam?"" ""sorry son i ate a small cake at the end of that sentence"""
"Hey, waiters, write down my fucking order. If you're trying to impress people how about don't be a waiter."
"Taught the 5yo to say ""totes magotes"" to annoy my husband who can't figure out why the kid keeps yelling, ""COACH MY GOATS, DAD!"" Nailed it."