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Joke of the Day

"[Date] Me: tell me about yourself Her: I'm really vegan Me: oh no Her: and I have a kid Me: oh no Her: his name is Kale Me: ohhh noo"

"What's for dinner Dad? *Wookie steak.* Is it any good? *A little Chewy*"

"Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? the taste!"

"Instead of God, try worshipping a golf cart for a few years and see if it makes any difference."

"I caught my wife cheating with the neighbor last night They are both banned from being the banker during monopoly game night now. That will teach them to sleep together."

"How did people travel through Germany when Hitler was in power? Not sea. Get it? like Nazi. but not sea. get it?"

"If you zoom out during the opening credits of ""Friends,"" you'll see that the security guard who protects that fountain is DEAD."

"If weddings were for couples there would be men's wedding magazines."

"What part of a chicken is a musical instrument? The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)"