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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the John Denver omelet? It's just like a regular Denver omelet, but it's served upside down in seawater."

"I like my women like I like my drain pipes. Covered in a thin layer of PVC and attached to a wall."

"What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity? Hasbro."

"What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ? A wet nose."

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South? Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!"

"Crucifixion of Jesus was not an easy task... ... however Romans nailed it."

"""Expecto me to be there"" Harry Potter RSVPing to a party"

"To all the haters out there, I think Melania Trump's speech hit all the right keys. Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V"

"You call me a whore? All I have to say is that my legs are as open as Walmart at midnight"

"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car? My car can hit 50"