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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the John Denver omelet? It's just like a regular Denver omelet, but it's served upside down in seawater."

"What's black on top and white at the bottom? Rape."

"The man who invented the dildo sadly passed away. His funeral went just as expected. Only women came."

"I could never commit suicide I just couldn't live with it..."

"Riding a moped is like riding a fat chick It may be fun but you wouldn't want your buddies to see you on one"

"What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're? ad homonym"

"What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government? Only one of them is organized."

"Does anyone see this? Test post please respond"

"What did the father say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Hey you're in my son"""

"My girlfriend said, ""Hey, want to hear a dirty joke..."" I expected her to say ""a white horse in mud"", but she surprised me with ""your dick after we do anal""."