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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my drain pipes. Covered in a thin layer of PVC and attached to a wall."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the reverse exorcism? The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!"
"I find it disappointing that the word ""stealth"" doesn't have a silent letter in it."
"Write the biggest mistake that you've ever made in childhood. I was believing that all people are black or white until the age of 14."
"They don't set the bar very high in Ireland... It makes the leprechauns angry."
"What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to? Klondike Bars"
"Can't sleep knowing there's a Toblerone in the mini bar."
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA-TA!"
"What is Trump's favorite book? 50 Shades of Grey: the story of a billionaire dominating and fucking a dumb American."
"When your phone is wet, put it in a bag of rice ...the rice will attract Asians, and they will proceed to fix your phone."