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Joke of the Day
"You call me a whore? All I have to say is that my legs are as open as Walmart at midnight"
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"Me: We didn't even have cell phones or the internet when I was your age. 6yo: Did you have bikes? Me....nope, we rode horses. 6yo: WOOOOW"
"You can say what you want about deaf people...."
"For as long as I can remember... ...I have had memories"
"You know why when geese fly in a V, one side of the V is longer than the other? More geese on that side."
"And on the sixth day, God created man first so that he could enjoy a few minutes on Earth without saying the wrong thing to a woman."
"Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings."
"Sex makes your day, but anal makes you hole weak.."
"The Republicans asked the Democrats what it would take to stop being considered stupid. The democrats said ""Just put forth one presidential candidate who can make a brain surgeon look like an idiot."""
"Me: ""I have octopus like reflexes."" Person: ""Don't you mean cat like reflexes?"" Me: *squirting him with ink* ""Nope."""