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Joke of the Day

"Crucifixion of Jesus was not an easy task... ... however Romans nailed it."

"Why can't Asian parents make a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white"

"Password reminder: The hero in second grade who farted instead of saying 'here' during attendance."

"God created everyone to be different on the outside....... But then He got to China and became lazy."

"Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? She couldn't figure out who the other mother was."

"What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved."

"A man goes to the gas station ... and ask the guy who works there: ""How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?"" The boy stumbles: ""Well euhm ... nothing I guess."" ""Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"""

"What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !"

"Im getting tired of the book ""Life of Pi."" It never ends."

"I used to wonder how the Titanic could go full steam into an area known for icebergs. Now that I work in an office the answer is obvious."