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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car? My car can hit 50"

"There's a lot of mountains high enough to keep me away from you. You see that Everest mountain? Ain't no way I'm climbing that for you."

"What's the difference between how black men treat their beer and their children? If a black man asks you to hold his beer, you can be sure that he'll come back for it."

"I hated Sex Ed at school. Or 'Sexy Edward', to give him his full name."

"Why is it okay for an ice company to commit fraud? Their assets are already frozen!"

"What did the squirrel say when he looked up the woman's dress? What a Cunt, got no Nuts."

"A lot of people cry when chopping onions, but the trick.. ..is to not get emotionally attached."

"Nike just announced it will now be using robots instead of children to make shoes Unfortunately, the robots will be made by children."

"What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster? A Cairopractor"

"How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen? It Varys."