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Joke of the Day

"Why is it a dog finds great joy sticking his head out of a car going 55mph, but if you blow in his face he'll try and kill you..........Bad Breath"

"What do you call cheese that is not your own? Nacho cheese"

"Started as a twitter crush, moved on to twitter boyfriend, now he's my twitter husband. Honeymooning on Google+ so we can be alone."

"What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?"

"My gym teacher said get in line or ill tip a cow. i asked ""how much money are you gonna tip the cow?"""

"Your honor, may I approach the bench? Judge: You may *benches 200lbs in 3 sets of 20 reps* The defense rests"

"Me: let's try to catch snowflakes on our tongues! Wife: but we're inside.?. Me: shhhh, just close your eyes."

"You may be able to drive but do you Avocado"

"If you ever fart in public, just yell, ""Turbo power!"" and walk faster"

"Survey Says A survey found that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house, and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife."