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Joke of the Day

"Who is this rorschach guy..... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting."

"""OUI!!"" -French Canadian on a water slide."

"Baby sharks can hunt for food as soon as they are born and my children cannot find their underwear drawer."

"No mister movie ticket guy that's not a bag of cheetos in my jacket that's my enlarged heart for the love of cinema"

"What do you call a single use phone book? The YOLO pages."

"What kind of flour is independent? Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat."

"Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie? Because it was PG"

"Saying MILF... in an *incestous* family has a completely different meaning..."

"A double foot amputee hobbles into a yogurt factory and is immediately escorted out... They were lack toes intolerant."

"An ESPN ad just popped up with, ""Want to keep up with the Women's NCAA Tournament? Click the link below!"" Ha... ESPN, always the comedian."