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Joke of the Day
"I prepare my daughter for disappointment by always giving her the iPad with a 4% charge."
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"Dragons aren't evil; they're just upset that they can't enjoy Popsicles and other frozen treats."
"I wish I hadn't bought so much Encyclopedia Britannica stock in 1999."
"What's the best way to eat a thanksgiving vegetable? Pick her up out of the wheelchair"
"How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch? ""Tea, Rex?"""
"Ever heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog."
"Confucius say man who run in front of car... ...get tired."
"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip."
"What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face."
"My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died. I regret not being there the moment he took his last breast."