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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car? A Corps vet in a Corvette."
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"My boyfriend said we can't hang out this weekend because he doesn't exist."
"Why were the coal miners confident of Theodore Roosevelt ? He threatened their boss to use his big stick."
"just got mad and flipped a table but it spun all the way around in landed right side up. everyone in Applebee's is clapping"
"How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen beetle? 4 in the seats and 47 in the ashtray."
"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay."
"What did the banker get for Christmas? My 401k"
"Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air. Don't do dope, kids."
"""Oh is it by the Starbucks?"" Um... everything's by a Starbucks"
"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said ""I wanna watch"""