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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat... She holds her pants up with the bible belt"

"I used to hate Vegemite, but I read that you only need to put a thin spread to enjoy it It's been much better. The cat is eating the whole thing now."

"I really, really need to stop eating clocks It is very time consuming"

"Is elliott a lawn mower? He is really gay"

"you met the short guy who came out of the cupboard? that was a low blow"

"What's the scariest thing in geometry? A vicious circle."

"On $15 I could travel the world.. of Warcraft"

"Been reading about instinctive behaviors. Apparently, my natural reaction to seeing an attractive woman is a Fixed Action Pattern (in short, FAP)."

"What is the difference between brown nosing and butt kissing? Depth Perception!"

"What do you call a Mexican midget prostitute? Cunts-way-low!"