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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat... She holds her pants up with the bible belt"
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"Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk? He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure."
"Face down, ass up, that's the way babies often sleep. Adorable!"
"Has mankind ever fallen further short of his potential than ""second verse same as the first?"""
"Been experiencing bad diarrhea for 2 years and finally getting some medication I guess you can say I'm getting my shit together again."
"The First Guy to Eat an Egg Person 1: ""Hey, dude. I'm gonna eat this!"" *Holds up egg* Person 2: ""What is it?"" Person 1: ""I don't know. I saw it come out of a chicken's butt."""
"Looked up from a text message and thought, ""Oh shit. I'm driving."""
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans."
"What is .Net"
"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when it gets a little too hot... A firetruck... .. You dirty person you... :-)"