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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between brown nosing and butt kissing? Depth Perception!"

"A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Their lack of faith due to God forsaking mankind has driven them to alcoholism."

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine"

"I play music for the National Alzheimer's Awareness club ""Somebody I used to know"" probably wasn't the best song to pick"

"What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam."

"Why JFK doesn't wear hats? It is an airport."

"Dark and or Offensive :] I don't know where I stand on abortion. I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice."

"The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat...It's watching what other people eat."

"I often wish I could go back to a simpler time when I wasn't so nostalgic."

"How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just shoot the room for being black."