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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between brown nosing and butt kissing? Depth Perception!"

"*pops the hood* ""Looks like the timing nut is gone on yer muffler belt"" .. Umm r u sure you work here? *lifts eye brow, moustache falls off*"

"Girl, you must be Saint Peter... Cuz you've denied me three times already."

"Hunting should only be legal if the animals are allowed to use weapons as well. I just want to see a bear with a sniper rifle."

"I grew up thinking my dad was a fireman Then I realised he was just an arsonist"

"Have you heard about the muslim sex dolls? They blow themselves up."

"Why were those customers on Crazy Taxi' so pissed off all the time? SORRY IT TOOK 34 SECONDS TO GET TO PIZZA HUT MA'AM!"

"So there's a hot tub full gays... A condom floats to the surface and one of them says: ""Alright, who farted?"""

"How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible."

"What person adds best in hot weather? A summer."