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Joke of the Day
"On $15 I could travel the world.. of Warcraft"
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"What do you get when you put an idiot's brain in a female golden retriever? A dumb blonde bitch."
"Did you hear the latest news from black holes? Nothing has come out"
"why is history called his-story because no one wants to read about 6000 years of cooking and cleaning...zing"
"I used to have a Viagra addiction. It was the hardest part of my life."
"What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out? A phoney friend!"
"woke up to a tap on the door this morning had to call the plumber in to remove it"
"What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet? The Tie of the Igor."
"Even if I had a refrigerator with glass doors; I would still stand there with the door open."
"How to make a plumber to cry How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family. :)"