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Joke of the Day

"On $15 I could travel the world.. of Warcraft"

"Einstein came up with a theory about space... and it was about time too!"

"You know that brain-dead zone you go to in the middle of a cardio workout? Is that where dogs always are?"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? [NSFW] Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash and resell her crack."

"*knock* Who's... *knock* Who's... *knock knock* Who's there? *knock knock knock* Who... *knock knock knock knock knock* Piss off, Fibonacci!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip-off :)"

"How do the Sith ascend? Elevaders"

"My spirit animal just ran into a glass door."

"Why shouldn't you play against Adolf Hitler in Madden? Because he always blitzes."