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Joke of the Day

"I used to hate Vegemite, but I read that you only need to put a thin spread to enjoy it It's been much better. The cat is eating the whole thing now."

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"Why didn't George RR Martin (GOT author) use Twitter? Because he killed all the 140 characters."
"What do you feed a disappearing cat? Evaporated milk"
"What's the most dishonest creature in the sea? The Lionfish."
"What do you call a cheap maid uniform? Maid in China."
"what did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip"
"My wife is SO immature... I was upstairs taking a bath, and she walks in, and for NO REASON WHATSOEVER she sunk all my boats."
"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There's Kneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver and gold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."
"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run"
"What is the famous martial art of Israel? Jiu-Jitsu"