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Joke of the Day
"you met the short guy who came out of the cupboard? that was a low blow"
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"So I woke up this morning to my dishwasher making a weird sound.. Turns out she was just vacuuming."
"Obama is the first president to visit a federal prison. Hes also the first black man to be let OUT of a federal prison"
"What were those two people from VeggieTales? Oh yea, Barrackoli and Cucumberbatch."
"Next time, instead of complaining about how bad you have it, think about other people, and how to make things bad for them."
"What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair? Artificial intelligence."
"What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake? Bookkake"
"I like to stand next to someone else's screaming baby, call an ex boyfriend, and tell him, ""We need to talk!"""
"Why was the beach wet? Because the sea-weed."
"Man crushed by giant baseball. Witnesses say object came right out of left field."