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Joke of the Day
"I really, really need to stop eating clocks It is very time consuming"
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"Did it hurt when you fell from a lab where science is studied which has rendered religion obsolete? (Atheist pick-up line)"
"What's black and found at the top of a stair case? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."
"What did the sea say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved."
"You know you're watching Star Wars with Catholics when every time you hear ""May the Force be with you,"" you hear, ""And also with you."""
"Caitlin Jenner's name should be Trans Trans Jenner"
"What do you call a camel with three humps? pregnant"
"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was just actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."
"A young child says to his mother... ""Mom, when I'm a grown-up I want to be a musician."" She replies, ""Well honey, you know you can't be both."""
"What do nine out of ten people like? Gang rape."