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Joke of the Day

"Libertarian Presidential Candidate's new Campaign, inspired by Bernie Sanders. ""Feel the Johnson"""

"What's the worst part about being black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"They're not called grammar nazis anymore. They're the Alt-Write."

"Whoa, calm down, person actually swimming in the swimming pool."

"Alright, so, two Jews walk into a shower I bet you can finish this one"

"What's a Mexican's favourite video game? Borderlands."

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and on their land."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, because they are efficient and humorless."

"What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf. I'll show my way out"

"What's the only thing Gary the gay geneticist loves more than he loves his boyfriend, Bill? Designer jeans."