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Joke of the Day

"Libertarian Presidential Candidate's new Campaign, inspired by Bernie Sanders. ""Feel the Johnson"""

"What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky? Just-ice"

"How do you bury a Jew? Dig a really deep hole and throw a penny in it."

"How do you blind an Asian? With dental floss."

"I viewed a house with period features My wife hates it when I call her that"

"4 out of 5 dentists agree: kill a lion."

"Why did Hitler make such a bad weatherman? Even when it was rain, he kept yelling ""heil!"""

"Did you guys know that the entire Miami Dolphins team is missing? Yeah, I saw it on ESPN. It had their team logo and then a big MIA next to it."

"What's a one way streets favorite band? One Direction"

"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo."