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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo."

"What is Black, White and Red all over? My English Monologue Draft..."

"Actual air attendant: ""Secure your mask before helping your kids.if you have multiple, pick the one with the highest earning potential 1st"""

"1000 pounds of oranges. is a ton of oranges."

"Ever been so completely out of toilet paper that you send your kid next door to get some? Me neither, I just like to embarrass my kid."

"What do you call it when you jerk off in the bath? Mastubation"

"What's the difference between sex every day, and a tire? One is a good year, the other is a GREAT year"

"How do all races end in the desert? In a cacti!"

"Cannibal: Mom mom I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !"

"I just discovered that Australia has a Canada day each year on 26 of May https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day"