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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler make such a bad weatherman? Even when it was rain, he kept yelling ""heil!"""
Next Joke
"My wife tried to make antimatter in the kitchen But she ran out of counterspace"
"My wife dared me to yell out ""HURRY UP HAYDEN"" at Disney World. Now we have 27 blonde boys & 8 girls following us like Children of the Corn."
"If you REALLY need to get laid tonight, put on your oldest or most ridiculous underwear. It works every single time."
"Do the the fatty acids get picked on by the other acids?"
"There once was a man from Nantucket... ...who started a poem then said ""fuck it."""
"If simply wrinkling my nose at your smell is politer than spraying you head to foot with Febreze then so be it. Not happy but so be it."
"Somebody messed up my small weighing scale. I was like 0MG!"
"Vibrator factory workers probably check their phones every ten seconds."
"How many clones of president Obama does it take to change a lightbulb? What a stupid question: Obama won't change jack shit."