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Joke of the Day
"How do you bury a Jew? Dig a really deep hole and throw a penny in it."
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"dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows"
"Thank god we don't have thought bubbles above our heads. I'd be in trouble 99% of the time."
"Sled prices are too damn high but you can find a good deal if you're willing toboggan."
"Church of Frugality: ""Thank you for the food which we are about to receive. Ramen."""
"I'm scared of french pancakes They give me the crepes"
"*smashes into treehouse* Gimme all ur snacks! *kid reaches for cans on a string to make emergency call but I already snipped the string*"
"Why did the bike fall over? It was ""two"" tired."
"""At least 2017 can't be any worse than 2016"" Narrator: ""This is the most incorrect anyone has ever been"""
"Someone invented a yoga mat that rolls itself. If that person reads this tweet, I have a fitted sheet I'd like for you to look at."