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Joke of the Day

"My daughter can be so cruel... Her: Hey dad, what is the difference between broccoli and boogers? Me: I don't know, what? Her (pointing at me): YOU, don't eat your broccoli!"

"Cannibal one liner A cannibal passed a priest in the woods."

"Did you know beer makes you smarter. As it made Bud Wieser."

"Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships? Must be because of all their ports left Open. (l8 to the party i know)"

"Crime in multi-storey car parks. Wrong on so many levels."

"""Where is the remote?"" ""All the way over there."" ""Guess I'm watching this."""

"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday...Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."

"Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet."

"Mmmmm white people - sharks"

"ive learned that asians will always make Wong decisions when driving..."