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Joke of the Day
"Lesbians be like ""Oh no it's the end of the world!"""
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"People who smoke cigarettes die sooner, but people who smoke e-cigarettes deserve it more."
"When I was younger, I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts I ate a Brownie."
"Mountains ain't just funny... They are hill areas."
"Why was the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!"
"Alton towers changed its name! To leg - go land"
"I asked mom once how she knew dad was ""the one"". ""because,"" she replied, ""DNA tests don't lie."""
"Sometimes I wish I knew more than just a few jokes. </clever one liner>"
"""GIVE IT TO ME"" she yelled ""Oh my God I'm so wet!!"" She could scream all she wants I was keeping the umbrella"
"What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him? Get off me holmes!"