81693
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken going to the moon? Apollo 11"
Next Joke
"Life is a garden... Sometimes you have to put a hand on a hoe."
"Don't describe two completely different things as ""apples and oranges"" they're both fruit Say something like ""elephants and crystal meth"""
"Why are black people so fast? Cause the slow ones are in jail"
"Save the cheerleader, save Reddit. "
"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom."
"This guy in an overcoat walks up to two old nuns on a bench and opens up his coat to reveal he's completely naked underneath. One of the nuns has a stroke. The other one couldn't reach"
"Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician."
"What do you call an amish man with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic."
"Why did the police beat the black man after he was executed in the electric chair? He was resisting."