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Joke of the Day

"Conan refuses to accept a 12:05 Tonight Show. NBC says he can't leave. I'm just waiting for Obama to say Leno is a ""jackass""."

"Horrible joke Getting screwed over by a ex is like learning that your crabs got herpes"

"I don't understand how people aren't inspired by Donald Trump He proof literally anyone can be president"

"Her: I'm thinking of a number between 1 an- Me: 69! Her: ...10. Me: Her: Me: 6.9?"

"What do you call masturbating on a plane Hi-jacking Never forget"

"What do you find hanging from cherry trees? Your arms have gotten sore."

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common... they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason."

"The contestants on Jeopardy are always asking the stupidest questions. ""What is bronze?"" Read a book, you dummies."

"Why did Tiger Woods cheat on his wife? He's used to playing 18 holes."

"Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie."