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Joke of the Day

"How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? Glue doorknobs to the walls."

"Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"The Samsung Galaxy S7 walks into a bar... But it isn't waterproof so it breaks."

"Why do you never see any gay Egyptian Sailors? Because they're all in de Nile."

"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."

"A man went to the zoo. All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"I used to have a job circumcising elephants.. It was shit work but the tips were massive."

"The girl working at Best Buy saw me checking her out. She walked up and asked me ""Do you need help?"" I replied ""No, I am just looking."""

"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea."

"How do you know your sister is on her period? When your dads dick tastes like shit."