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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea."
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"How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? None. The Russians did it apparently."
"""I'm so sorry"", I go around whispering to people who've just woken up from a coma."
"How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden"
"So I bought the new cod game. Best fishing simulator ever."
"How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day? None"
"Ladies, don't waste your time picking up guys at Chuck E Cheese. Apparently they have a ""family"" & a ""wife"" & I'm ""ruining their dinner."""
"In a recent sleep study performed by clowns 9 out of 10 people didn't even know they were being watched."
"Do you know what grinds my gears? I have to read the aforementioned title twice for most jokes."
"Mom: Take out the trash *I take the trash on a lovely date* Mom: Not what I meant *I assassinate the trash in an ally* Mom: Still wrong"