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Joke of the Day

"Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers But the cashier keeps putting it back."

"I just sneezed so violently, I think it qualifies as an ab workout. (Screw you, I'm counting it.)"

"If you date a Chinese girl and you don't want to meet her parents, you're doing it Wong."

"Mythology gags, anyone? What can kill you with a glance and goes ""Hittthhh""? The Basilisp."

"""You have a BA? Ooooh! Look at you! Well, I have a BA, an MA, & a PhD."" - 3rd degree burn"

"Why planes are faster than car and buses? Because they are almost never **tired**."

"What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear"

"Jesus knock tentatively on God's door, enters, and God says..... Now lets go through this one more time....What exactly did you tell them again?"

"""What were you before you came to school boys and girls?"" asked the teacher hoping that someone would say ""babies."" She was disappointed when all the children cried out ""Happy!"""