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Joke of the Day

"Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don't enjoy life."

"Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets? They're repulsive!"

"Shooting guns is a stupid hobby. Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!"

"An officer pulled me over for driving erratically, but it was because some bees had gotten into my car. He must have thought I was buzzed."

"[Playing spin the bottle] ""Ok so Fred has to kiss..."" [Bottle spins out of control, goes back in time & lands at the last supper] ""...Jesus"""

"TIL the USS Colorado made nearly 12,000 career dives during WWII- significantly more than most modern submarines- and sunk the last Japanese warship of the war! Sorry, wrong sub :("

"If one ex was drowning and the other was dangling from a cliff-edge and you had one set of ropes to save them....where would you hide it?"

"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it'll take 10 episodes."

"Subway is like prostitution you pay someone else to do your wife's job."

"There's this one girl student in my class that always dresses slutty and shows of her curves... ...and that's not even the best part about home-schooling"