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Joke of the Day

"There's this one girl student in my class that always dresses slutty and shows of her curves... ...and that's not even the best part about home-schooling"

"A man on his death bed: ""Honey, are you here?"" ""Yes darling"" ""Ana, are you here?"" ""I'm here daddy"" ""John, are you here too?"" ""Of course daddy"" ""Then who's in the fucking shop??"""

"Man A: Would you suck my cock if I cleaned it? Man B: No.. Man A: You dirty cocksucker!!!"

"What is your mom's favorite animal? An armadildo"

"Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly? She thought she was a dromedary."

"I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES ""Don't you mean catlike-"" BAAAH [Climbs on top of roof and begins eating shingles]"

"When my girlfriend and I decided to make it official, I told her: I have to tell you, before we met, I was... well...promiscuous. Oh cool she exclaimed. I love Greek mythology."

"They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination, which is good because I've no clue where I'm going."

"I have no business with you, unless behind the bushes."

"When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games? The Wii hours of the morning."