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Joke of the Day
"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it'll take 10 episodes."
Next Joke
"No matter how much I try to buy those supermarket conveyor belt dividers... The cashier just keeps putting them back!"
"I sold my sole to the Devil yesterday... He was pretty pissed off when he found out it wasn't a typo."
"A small part of me almost died today.. Specifically mini-me"
"Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100."
"I'm dying to get one of those babies that smoke. Too cute!"
"Yeah, but is it Tyrannosauri Rex or Tyrannosaurus Rexes? *The Jehovahs Witness slams my own door in my face"
"Whenever someone says smart phones are turning people into zombies, look up from your phone just long enough to bite them."
"If I could pick one famous person, living or dead, to spend a day with, I'd pick Kim Kardashian,,and choose dead."
"Your body is a temple. Congrats on the expanding congregation!"