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Joke of the Day
"Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets? They're repulsive!"
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"What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland? A consonant."
"*sleepy* *so sleepy* *SO SO sleepy* *brush my teeth* WIDE AWAKE."
"Cashier: would u like a bag? Me: no I'll just carry the economy box of pads & Midol out so whoever thinks of kidnapping me will think twice"
"Two friends were walking down the road, won took a crap and shit slid out. Her friend said that aint shit that my cunt"
"I was sold a calculator with the plus button missing. Something doesn't quite add up."
"A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous ""It's ok"" says the Doctor ""They're benign"" ""Count 'em again Doc"" says the pirate. ""I reckon there be at least ten"
"How many cops does it take to beat up a light bulb? None. That light bulb fell down the stairs."
"When your friend wants to do a drive by but none of us can see that good at night anymore."
"12 year old girls are an untapped market."