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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cow sign up for TSA precheck? Butterflies"

"Great idea Journalist: What do you think of western civilization? Gandhi: I think it would be a great idea!"

"Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive."

"Did you know having children is hereditary? If your parents don't have them, neither will you."

"A communist tells his friend before going to bed, ""I'm going to take a nap."" He wakes up as a libertarian."

"How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?"

"About to go for a run, because shoplifting"

"Why didn't Donald Trump want to play Marco Polo? He was at Rubio's house and was worried he'd get Cruzed."

"I just sold Viagra to a guy who thinks it's ambien He's going to be up all night"

"How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer."